Contents Scene 1: "according to the finest traditions of the Fleet" Scene 2: "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" Scene 3: "Yes, I think perhaps it ought to come to that." Scene 4: Main titles Scene 5: "all of the privileges and responsibilities" Scene 6: "Right or wrong, the case for the prosecution has to be tight." Scene 7: "People have names, don't they?" Scene 8: "What is that device at your shoulder?" Scene 9: "Is it not true that your function has occasionally been manipulated by alien agencies?" Scene 9: "I am Dr. Chaotica, conqueror and emperor of the universe! Hahahahaha!" Scene 10: "Was it because the new, realistic subroutines were too painful?" Scene 11: "In this her case had an obvious and fatal flaw." Scene 11: "Beggin' your pardon but that's exactly what you told me you're here for." Scene 12: "I was - and am - very fond of him though not, as the Earth cliche goes, in that way." Scene 13: "Just your soul, flitting about in the altogether?" Scene 14: "But they're still tools!" Scene 15: "Tricky." Scene 16: "the enormity of what we've done" Scene 17: "What is the nature of the ..." End notes