Frank, Hot Lips, Trapper John, Hawkeye (M*A*S*H). This is sort of an import and sort of not. It's an old gag redrawn. It's been used at Arthur, King of Time and Space; and I'm pretty sure before that it was used on my original fanfiction site with the present cast, but I removed it when I reused the gag for AKOTAS. Here I've redrawn it with triangles and archived it as an import from the inactive pre-2014 The Hero of Three Faces archive or as an import from my first site instead of as a new cartoon. Despite a general policy against the reuse of AKOTAS gags, it turns out I can't bear this one's absence in what's my active project. This may break the ice for some other favorite gags too. The fun thing about this one was, since it's spiritually from the time when triangles were new, I rendered it in the style from then in terms of the figure proportions, font, and the panel aspect ratio.